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Happy Birthday Viagra

Happy birthday Viagra
Ten years old today
Once I couldn’t get it up
Now it won’t go away
 
I used to use a vacuum pump
But that just left me cold
And there’s a pellet or a needle 
If you’re feeling bold
 
If you prefer to pop a pill 
Then there’s a choice of three
Viagra comes in diamond blue
It’s there for all to see
 
Cialis is a muddy yellow
Levitra orange and round
Easier to explain away
Just in case they’re found
 
None are aphrodisiacs
You’ve got to have desire
And don’t skimp on the foreplay
If you want to light her fire
 
They’re not a panacea
They may not work for all
But for most they boost the blood flow
And get you walking tall
 
One in ten men suffer
But men don’t like to talk
They waste their time on line
Buying blobs of coloured chalk
 
So don’t be soft in silence
Pop down to your GP
We’ll check your blood cholesterol
And the sugar in your pee 
 
You may get offered tablets 
Not on the NHS
Labour don’t like you making love
In case you make a mess
 
But sex is really good for you
And it’s lots of fun
Unless you just don’t like it
Or you’re living as a Nun
 
So Happy Birthday Viagra
Ten years old today
Shake off all those cobwebs
And bring him out to play
 
Poem by Dr Phil Hammond author of Medicine Balls...click here for details. 

Written by: Dr Phil Hammond
Edited by: Dr Phil Hammond
Last updated: Thursday, October 23rd 2014


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Posted by Optional on 17/01/2015 at 05:21

When i take viagra i can get an erection but why does the feeling feel 10x better than normal sex without it?

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